I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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