I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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