I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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