But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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