Me too!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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