WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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