If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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