i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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