Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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