I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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