S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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