How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Randomize