I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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