Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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