I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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