brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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