Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
