windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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