oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
