I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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