Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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