Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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