ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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