I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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