I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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