Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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