Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Got a toothbrush?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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