Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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