I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
