You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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