if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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