I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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