She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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