There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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