Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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