gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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