no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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