Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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