Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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