If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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