There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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