You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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