On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
