You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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