hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i think my mom watched the whole time
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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