Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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