All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too