my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help