wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.