Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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