i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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