just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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