Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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