I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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