i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
