omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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