Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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