Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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