My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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